Health & Performance

I am right now gazing at a treadmill which has functioned as an incredibly overpriced, electric dryi... [...]

I was staring at a semi-masticated bagel that possessed the textural qualities of a granite countert... [...]

I am currently standing in my kitchen staring at a jar of dill pickles with the intensity of a man w... [...]

I was loitering in a cavernous, offensively bright gymnasium at five fifteen in the morning, clutchi... [...]

I sat in a bistro last Tuesday where the butter was carved into a shell and the wine cost more than... [...]

I was hunched over my mahogany desk last Tuesday, blinking at a mountain of unpaid invoices and a cu... [...]

I recently stood in the aisle of a high-end health food store, staring at a bottle of capsules that... [...]

I am currently pinned against a floral sofa at a dinner party while a man named Gary explains, with... [...]

I was perched on a cold kitchen stool at four in the morning last Tuesday, a specific spot that has... [...]